Funny - Heights

Heights
What is height of Fashion?Dhoti with a zip.
What is height of Secrecy?Offering blank visiting cards.
What is height of Activelaziness?Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
What is height of Laziness?Adopting a child.
What is height of Craziness?Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
What is height of Forgetfulness?Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
What is height of Stupidity?A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
What is height of Honesty?A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
What is height of Suicide?A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What is height of De-hydration?A cow giving milk powder.